We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, and that boxing rings are square .
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, must be two meese?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down